Love Me, Don’t Grade Me
When my sons were beginning elementary school, they liked to while away a rainy Saturday afternoon playing school. They wanted me to play the teacher, but apparently I didn’t do it right. “You have to...
View ArticleA Three-Hundred-Year-Old Dilemma
Recently The Economist’s “Johnson” column (named not for its author, but for the dictionary pioneer Samuel Johnson, who lived three centuries ago) ruminated on the frustrations and obscure...
View ArticleWhy a Ham Sandwich?
When my brother and I were teenagers, we liked to practice non sequiturs, irrelevant statements that seemed to beggar any attempt at response. One of our favorites was “My father drives with both...
View Article‘Alt’ Alternatives
What a world of difference lies between adopting your own moniker and having one thrust upon you. I had never heard the term alt-left before the president used it in his third iteration of comments on...
View ArticleTotality
The word totally has grown so overused that I was struck, last week, by the power of its near cousin, totality, describing the two or three minutes, along the arc of the much-heralded solar eclipse,...
View ArticleSpelling, Agin
Farhad Manjoo is of the mind that mockery of Donald Trump’s spelling mistakes exhibits elitism. It’s a vexed question that I’ve addressed once before in this forum. There’s no doubt that making fun of...
View ArticleI Am Not Resilient
Following close on the heels of Hurricane Harvey, as Hurricane Irma leaves devastation in her wake that now awaits Hurricane Jose, more than a few of us are talking about the relationship of climate...
View ArticleThe Case Against Flashback
I’ve been thinking, this week, about daydreaming and fiction. A recent article in The Atlantic estimates that people may daydream through nearly half their waking hours. That seems like a lot to me,...
View ArticleDoddering Dotards
You know something’s amiss when American social media wax gleeful over a North Korean dictator’s chosen insult for the American president. Last week, Kim Jong-un’s choice of the word dotard to describe...
View ArticleDear Right-Handed People
Remember jacks? It’s one of those rare games that lasted a couple of generations. My mother played jacks as a girl, and so did I. I still would, if I could find anyone to play with me. And I’d play it...
View ArticleThe Language of Enslavement
Since reading the novelist Kaitlyn Greenidge’s recent New York Times essay on historical markers of African-American women’s history in New England, I’ve been mulling over her use of enslaved. There’s...
View ArticleThe National Anthem and Me
It’s been years, now, since I stood up when “The Star-Spangled Banner” is played. Mine has not been a protest akin to the controversial kneeling that’s got right-wing pundits’ knickers in a twist....
View ArticleDon’t Sanctify Us
To many of us, it seemed John Kelly took a tangent in his recent speech defending the content of Donald Trump’s phone call to a Gold Star widow. After complaining about recent political debate, Kelly...
View ArticleStraight Scoop on ‘Strait’
I can’t remember how, on a recent drive to New York, my husband and I got started on a discussion of the phrase strait and narrow. But I do know that, absent a dictionary to straighten things out for...
View ArticleDo Courtesy Titles Matter?
I like to think I’m not fussy about honorifics. I don’t tell my undergraduate students how to address me. The current convention seems to be Professor X, though friends who teach at research...
View ArticleMon Dieu! Ma Déesse!
The Académie Française When I spent a year as the George Bennett Fellow at Phillips Exeter Academy in 1979-80, my title was the subject of innumerable ribald comments. Was I the fellowess or the...
View ArticleMaking a Case and Point
A couple of times a month, it seems, a new blog post or article comes out with advice on grammar for people entering the business or professional world. Since that group includes most of the seniors...
View ArticleWrestling With ‘/s’
I’ve just learned a new bit of shorthand for internet communication: /s. As a fiction writer and nosy person generally, I like to read the comments that follow particularly controversial articles and...
View Article(W)racked
I love it when the comments to these blog posts prompt another discussion. That’s the case this week, when I’ve been thinking about one commenter’s response to the list I compiled from Work + Money’s...
View ArticleThe Politics of ‘Bonjour-Hi’
In three weeks, I am heading off to France, where I will be teaching for the spring semester. So I’m getting ready to say “Bonjour” to just about everyone I meet. I speak French fluently, but to brush...
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